Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the crazed berserk mules that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the genetically-engineered sloths that live to destroy!
Release the supersonic single-minded berserk psychic swans!
Release the berserk telepathic cyborg foxes that live to destroy!
Release the supersonic murderous gekos!
Release the demonic rats with laser eyes!
Release the super-strong insane stealthy bears that spew deadly parasites!
Release the shape-shifting chickens armed with machine guns!
Release the giant psychopathic android oxen!
Release the supersonic platypi with poisonous breath!
Release the supersonic sneaky pigs!
Release the genetically-engineered mind-controlled psychic platypi that throw blasts of energy!
Release the telepathic genetically-engineered manatees!
Release the supersonic psychic cheetahs!
Release the invisible psychopathic teleporting genetically-engineered yorkshire terriers that feed off of fear!

 

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