Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Articulated Carbonated Bullet
Bacon Nuclear Elevatoroid
Cactus Kilotransporter
Carbonated Electrical Calculator
Cheese Computerized Lithodrive
Chocolate-coated Speed Hankerchief
Complaining Nuclear-powered Detector
Ectoplasmic Plaid Biodrive
Electrical Spazzer
Extra-dimensional Golf Hyperprowler
Heavy-metal Chain Nailclipper
Irritant Ensnarerator
Nuclear-powered Litholampshade
Passenger-side Gyro-stabilized Rhymeryzer
Pepper Computerized Geoannoyer
Self-regulating Supersonic Doodlerazer
Targeting Gyroscopic Cosmolampshade
Tripod-mounted Flatulence Technogrenade
Ultrasonic Bacon Grenade
Ultrasonic Souffle Gyrotrapper

 

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